THE DEAD DON'T BAKE COOKIES

Time is relative : When the relatives come over time really drags.

But seriously, the dead can't bake cookies because time doesn't exist for them any longer so they can't read the timer,
and everything they try to cook either comes out raw or burned or yesterday.

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"That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die." - H.P. Lovecraft

They were not composed altogether of flesh and blood.
They had shape...but that shape was not made of matter.
When the stars were right, They could plunge from world to world through the sky;
but when the stars were wrong, They could not live.
But although They no longer lived, They would never really die.
They all lay in stone houses in Their great city of R'lyeh,
preserved by the spells of mighty Cthulhu for a glorious resurrection
when the stars and the earth might once more be ready for Them. - from Call of Cthulhu


" ... there is a doorway ... that the dead can come thru ... " - outdoorwoman1970

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